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LIFE

Summary of Life
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..

2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.. ..

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional..

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . . not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.

At age 35 success is . . . .having money

.At age 50 success is . .. having money.

At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is . . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

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Freebie Wednesday

FREE roast beef sandwich at Arby's with the purchase of a drink!

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You Haven't Changed

Over the past 3 weeks I have had people who I hadn't seen in a long time make this comment to me. It's either "you haven't changed", "you look the same", "you never change" etc. So I'm wondering if this is a compliment or not. Are they thinking "damn girl so something with that hair" or it is "wow she's aging pretty good". It's really got me thinking and self conscious too. So are these comments a compliment or not? When you make that statement to someone what are you REALLY thinking inside your head.

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Economy Vacations

With all the shit going on in my life right now taking a vacation is the last thing I can afford. However with the last day of school coming up I think or "dream" of it often enough. We used to take a week off and run down my SIL's vacation house at the beach. Last year we didn't get a chance to go due to my moms health and then her passing. This year we just can't afford it. Dh is on workmans comp and I'm trying to find a better paying job. This has become more of a challenge then I thought it would be. Anyway I was thinking about taking day trips this year instead of jetting off for a week. Seems economical to me, right? Wrong! After locating the places I wanted to take the family I realized that these couple of day trips would essentially equal out to that "week" at the beach. Now if we just took 3 day trips this summer we would probably save money but we would be on the road alot unless we decided to chip in for a hotel stay overnight. Or maybe we could do 2 long weekends? I'm not sure yet what our decision will be but I do know that I will be writing all expenses down on paper to see which option would benefit us financially.

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